astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)

(Source: with-this-love)

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: disgruntled cat with an alien balloon

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: disgruntled cat with an alien balloon

annavonsyfert:

heck yea I did

annavonsyfert:

heck yea I did

deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

image

(Source: brooklyn616)

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot